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Elara
Posts: 418/9736
Well, it is really funny to be honest. I mean, it's not that bad here... well, maybe in South Central LA... but not out here in Paramount. Gods that is funny though.
Cyro Xero
Posts: 173/1779
I didn't make that up. I've had it on my computer for a few years and was looking for something to put up as a joke. I got that from a joke-mail service I used to be subscribed to.
Stitch
Posts: 91/2785
Originally posted by Déesse
... I hope they weren't the actual questions for a math test. That is so wrong though


I'm not going to even entertain nor dignify you with a response.

Those were kind of funny, but being from LA and Mexican with the common connotation of our kind being in gangs and stupid, I'd say that I'm mildly offended...

...if not for the fact that I have a slightly racist joke:

Why do Mexicans and Blacks often buy old Police Crown Victorias?...
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They ride so much in the back, they want to know what the front is like.



Yeah, corny, but I'm mexican so I just threw it out there. I'm sorry in advance if I've offended anyone. I'd be lying if I said it wasn't my intention.
Rauni
Posts: 64/1351
Wow, nice gang Math test...

1.) Who cares? They crashed into the Police Department.

2.) Is Jose going to kill those two guys? If so, please don't waste my time. I don't like Gang math test anyway.

3.) About 37 girls. But that too much pimping anyway.

4.) He cut himself and the police found out from the donut store.

5.) He stole two Chevys.

6.) The murderer would has -62,000 dollars and he doesn't go to jails.

7.) 22 cans.

8.) 22%

Grade: F (Hopefully, you will get it.)

So how did I do?
Xeoman
Posts: 532/11757
Yeah seriously, did you make these up or ... are they real?

This is something you'd see on Jay Leno or something.
Déesse
Posts: 254/958
... I hope they weren't the actual questions for a math test. That is so wrong though
Cyro Xero
Posts: 164/1779
City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam

Name:_____________________
Gang:________________________

Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6
out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by
shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt
before he has to reload?

If Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball
to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per
gram, what is the street value of the balance of the
cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If the price is $65 for
each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to
turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack
habit?

Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make
20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy
and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3
4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make
$800?

Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got
$10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is
spending $100 per month, how much money will he have
left when he gets out of prison and how many years
will he get for killing the bitch that spent his
money?

If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet
and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many
letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27
girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the
gang has Hector knocked up?
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