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Xeogaming Forums - Hyperbolic Time Chamber - Cat o' nine tails vs. 30" dildo
  
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Bitmap
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NOTE!
Something is wrong with the spoiler tags....

anyways, Im not planning on getting pleasure from a 30" dildo...nor will I ever....

but...that would hurt tho...
AlpoRaggins
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Originally posted by Rogue

Oh jeez. I was doing a Google search with the phrase "penis to face", but had to close the window really fast, because Zoso's pre-teen sister walked in.





Man, you think THAT's bad? My mom caught me reading that dolphin porn webpage, and gave the biggest sigh of displeasure ever.

Spoiler:
'Cause I was giving the biggest sigh of pleasure ever...


But its true; if you're a pussy, you might as well expect to be slammed by thirty inches of pure, hard pain.
Rogue
Posts: 1105/11918
Originally posted by The Politician
Giant Penis owning someone in the face, huh?

Reminds me of this.

Oh jeez. I was doing a Google search with the phrase "penis to face", but had to close the window really fast, because Zoso's pre-teen sister walked in.

天国JOE
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Giant Penis owning someone in the face, huh?

Reminds me of this.
Elara
Posts: 2558/9736
Originally posted by WhiteRose
Wow, that is a very interesting battle. Elara, why did the dildo remind me of Placid Penis Man?




Flacid Penis Man... and I think it was because it was all limp and wobbly.

** For those that don't know**
Flacid Penis Man resulted from a group of bored theater students playing improv games where you had to act out a suggestion given to you. One guy got up and his suggestion was "Flacid Penis", so he went all limp and wobbly and then fell down. Our teacher made him do it again during the final because it was so funny.
Bitmap
Posts: 944/7838
Originally posted by User 37

What are you doing with your mom's garden hoes in your pants......? You could have at least unhooked the sprinkler.....


:: Looks down :: "Oh whopps...."

:: Un hooks ::
WhiteRose
Posts: 712/1461
Wow, that is a very interesting battle. Elara, why did the dildo remind me of Placid Penis Man?
Shuyin
Posts: 762/1858
Originally posted by Sajin Gorotto
Originally posted by User 37
He got knocked the fuck out. I was thinking the Cat O' nine tails guys had an unfair advantage with that sheild. However it was proven that the power of the penis rules all.


Pssshhh....you thought THAT was big?

:: adjusts the buldge ::



What are you doing with your mom's garden hoes in your pants......? You could have at least unhooked the sprinkler.....
Bitmap
Posts: 911/7838
Originally posted by User 37
He got knocked the fuck out. I was thinking the Cat O' nine tails guys had an unfair advantage with that sheild. However it was proven that the power of the penis rules all.


Pssshhh....you thought THAT was big?

:: adjusts the buldge ::
Shuyin
Posts: 756/1858
He got knocked the fuck out. I was thinking the Cat O' nine tails guys had an unfair advantage with that sheild. However it was proven that the power of the penis rules all.
Cairoi
Posts: 833/3807
That man was own3d to the farthest degree possible. The resounding crack from the meeting created a shockwave that could be heard from space...

I also LOL'd.
Elara
Posts: 2550/9736
That was strangely awesome... though the fact that a 30" dildo exists kinda scares me a bit.
Bitmap
Posts: 893/7838
That guy lost because his vagina wasnt big enough for....

Spoiler:
the raging cock that was smashed into his face


I LOL'd
Savedox
Posts: 713/1567
Ha, that has to hurt, I wouldnt want to be hit by that.
Kard Ayals
Posts: 718/2915
Awesome
Rogue
Posts: 1075/11918
See for yourself

Larping has gotten pretty... interesting.
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