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Xeogaming Forums - - Posts by venomouslobster |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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On the whole, not bad. i am assuming that at some point you will clear up who shot Marx.
well done after i read this story i acted it out on "oblivion" it was awesome (Last edited by venomouslobster on 09-12-06 08:23 PM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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dude that gives me an idea......i shall write about my mage....thanks for yon inspirado | |||
venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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what about formerly black cars that are filled with knives, garbage, soda, dvds, gaming books, golf clubs, a block of wood, a platter that looks like a fish, a renaissance alchemists outfit, about 40 sqeegee's stolen from every single gas station in long beach on one crazy night last december....and a small brass dog? | |||
venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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.....i hate musicals....i hate them so much it makes me want to break into poorly rhymed conversational song with no meter whatsoever. especially what they are doing now. It seems that every musical today is being done by Microsoft MusicalWizard 3.4! they are trite and formulaic and every bit as pointless as television. if you want to see a good play go see...(shocker here) a play! i am sure you could find one as presentational and overacted as a musical but it wouldnt have shitty music to go with it!
this musical probably didnt need to exist, but then musicals arent about saying anything anyway, they are about lithe young men singing with tight pants on and i am sure this will have plenty of that. (for the record there are some musicals i liked...for about a month at a time, then the goodness of them wears off and i hate them again, alot of it has to do with the fact that i have been acting forever and cant dance....fuckers) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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I am sorry if I didnt make this clear, but i was attempting to point out the fact that that pluto didnt change, the word "planet" did. | |||
venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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I like being drunk gosh darnit, but it is only fun when everyone else is also getting drunk, unfortunatly most of my friends are aliens who cant get drunk (either due to medication, schedules or being forty feet tall) so i find myself enjoying the friuts of the barley less and less these days, which is annoying because i brew my own beer. I am currently working on an Indian Pale Ale, very hoppy and very strong, which i will probably enjoy after working shipwreck. also i smoke and generally enjoy it (exept for the whole impending doom thing) but i plan to quit in november when i start learning kung fu.
i used to smoke alot of pot but then it started making me really paranoid (my body chemistry is a bit weird, it happens) so i stopped. and if someone tryed to sell me acid or mescaline i would buy it just to see what it does to my miniature golf game... and i still have honor dignity and self respect so pthhhhh.....oh damn...there went my dignity... |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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oblivion, winamp
thats all i need baby |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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I like smoking...I like it alot...and it is dirt cheap for me, as I roll my own cigarettes (which, i might add i have down to an art form) although i am cognisant of the fact they are bad, there is that little voice at the back of my head that says "who wants to be nintey anyway?" | |||
venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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my baby is a car-ninja. i thought we were doomed there for a few seconds and she just made seared mahi mahi with rice pilaf and thai green beans....and beer ....so i gotta go..... (Last edited by venomouslobster on 09-22-06 02:46 AM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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"drink of your pint boys and thank your shamrocks
that since we be men, we dont bleed from our c*cks" if i had a nickel for every time i was prevented from going to a function due to extreme genital bleeding i would have $0.13 to my name. but that would have little to do with any monthy cycle and more to do with my dark unknowable lust for ceiling fans..... anywho i sympathize with your loins and hope they feel better |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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medical science has yet to prove i have an ass much less a brain.... (I had a GI scan, came back smudged so it was inconclusive) | |||
venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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it may be a relaxant but it is also a pesticide | |||
venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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http://kimberlychapman.com/corky/suzanne.html
THIS is my theme song....or at least one of them....i have about a dozen |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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Iambic pentameter!!!!! open form bad open form bad. go for the sonnet! dont lower standards for the sake of simplicity | |||
venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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that made me happy..... | |||
venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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I would form a pan-theistic religion that activly promotes voluntary human sacrifice, orgies, gorging, and vomitoriums, and bestiality. wouldnt it be great to see a church having a bakesale so the nuns can hold a gala feast and ritual sheepfucking and then hurl themselves off a cliff!!? yes and no, but still ....sunday mass bad, drunken orgies good...and blood for the sky god yes? (Last edited by venomouslobster on 09-23-06 09:18 PM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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....no...square has a problem only if you sell pictures of yourself dressing as "tifa". this is why fan fics are free...and gross mostly. | |||
venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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right now my pt consists of my infrequently used treadmill, but soon it will consist of chasing screaming teenagers at Shipwreck (ship-WRECK!!!) for a full month, ducking into shadows, crawling along piping and dropping down infront of people that dont expect it MOOHOOHAAAHAHAHAH! and after that i am going to be taking a kung fu class in november, in conjunction with running four blocks a day wearing a 40 pound chainmail shirt.... | |||
venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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wow ...i just heard "white and nerdy".....it is glorious, and definitly a candidate for themesong.....but another weird Al song that i may have to say is another of my themesongs is "bob"
go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog! (Last edited by venomouslobster on 09-28-06 03:39 AM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6150 days Last activity: 5399 days |
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my ceiling is talking to me in morse code...or rather the Jade Monkey is using the ceiling as a divine conduit for it's holy message...maybe the Monkey wants me to play Oblivion...but it doesnt want me sleeping....it bounces its blue spotlight on the ceiling, calling me, waking me...my own personal bat signal, shining right next to the part of the wall where i wrote the quote about the giraffes (i will eat more leaves than i should, so that other giraffes may die) and i watch the frantic message and my mind wanders to thoughts of gold, the bane of mine and every mans existance, but not in terms of money in terms of hair colour....blond women of the world want me dead...not just dead but confused...stick to brunette said the wise monk; i like monks and want to be one (ala' dnd) the ac bonus alone makes it worth it...imagine how hard it would be to get shat on by a pidgeon, come to think of it i have not once been shat upon by any of the avians but i have once during an ill fated trip to the petting zoo been shat on by a sheep...i think it was sick..either that or all it ever ate was tapioca pudding and slurpees...(not a recommended diet kids) |
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