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#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

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Posted on 09-29-07 07:33 AM Link | Quote
Alright folks, lets see your improv skills. Ill name a situation, and you guys try to make it as funny as possible. And if you guys have any other funny scenes, feel free to PM me some ideas.

(Cant find a bigger image sadly)


Rejected names for Soda flavors
The PulP

Octoballoon








Since: 10-22-04
From: Columbus, GA

Since last post: 6218 days
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Posted on 09-29-07 10:46 AM Link | Quote
*makes rafters, then falls from them.*

Pirate Essences
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

Since last post: 612 days
Last activity: 421 days
Posted on 09-29-07 01:07 PM Link | Quote
Cream of hobo.


Ironically Jones Soda recently just put out their newest flavors: dirt and sweat.
The Accidental Protege

Iggy Koopa
I\"m your accidental protege...
The gift, the blood, the thrownaway...\"










Since: 03-08-05
From: Marching on the city of Southern Cross

Since last post: 1144 days
Last activity: 1144 days
Posted on 10-01-07 12:10 AM Link | Quote
Cock-a-Cola.
This was a misspelling of the original, at least that's what people thought.
Until they tried Cunt-a-Cola as well.










Since: 12-31-69

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Posted on 10-02-07 02:13 AM Link | Quote
Coke-aid.
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 4535 days
Last activity: 4529 days
Posted on 10-02-07 12:34 PM Link | Quote
456 post counts for Rogue

+4 posts a day for Thor if he ever drinks the soda.



Things that are written in Xeo's Diary
Rauni









Since: 08-14-04

Since last post: 1524 days
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Posted on 10-02-07 03:10 PM Link | Quote
"I watched some Games Porno today, it was mind-exciting experience that I got laid 5 times before I got to my Wii."
Cairoi
This isn't about you and your loud mouth,
This is about me and my fucking beard.








Since: 08-29-04
From: PA

Since last post: 4827 days
Last activity: 4451 days
Posted on 10-02-07 06:09 PM Link | Quote
Hey, Seticus.

Anyway:

"Dear Diary,

I had a dream last night I was Protoman, traversing through the Valleys of the Giant Boobs, when I met the Ninja Turtles. I don't know what I ate, but that stuff is better than drugs."
Rauni









Since: 08-14-04

Since last post: 1524 days
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Posted on 10-02-07 09:11 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by King Cairoi
Hey, Seticus.

Shhh... It's a secret.

"Dear Diary,

I kicked someone off the internet. That girl, Rauni, I hope she think the hot sex isn't over yet..."










Since: 12-31-69

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Posted on 10-02-07 09:31 PM Link | Quote



Overall, his Diary isn't very interesting, at all.


(Last edited by Rehash on 10-03-07 12:31 AM)
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

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Posted on 10-02-07 10:44 PM Link | Quote
-502 posts to everyone.



When Disney characters talk like adults


(Last edited by Nagis on 10-03-07 01:44 AM)
Rauni









Since: 08-14-04

Since last post: 1524 days
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Posted on 10-02-07 10:51 PM Link | Quote
Mickey: "Mimmie! You fucking whore!"

Doofy: "Remember, kids, smoking cracks is good for your health."

Donald: "Listen kids, I shit 304 times a day, wanna feel my shit?"

Tarzan: "Me dumb fuck. I steal you."

Tron: "F34R mY H4xX0r s31ll!"
天国JOE

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Since: 09-02-04
From: Destroy Tower

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Posted on 10-02-07 11:46 PM Link | Quote
Mickey: "Sorry, Pluto. But, you're beyond saving now..." *gets gun, takes Pluto out back*
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 10-03-07 03:54 AM Link | Quote
After Simba's winning back the Pridelands, he needed his henchmen to take care of any further insurgents while he was busy making some cubs with Nala.

Timon: What does Simba the White Lion Lion King look like?
Hyena: What?
Timon: What country you from?
Hyena: What?
Timon: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Hyena: What?
Timon: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Hyena: Yes!
Timon: Then you know what I'm saying!
Hyena: Yes!
Timon: Describe what Simba Lion King looks like!
Hyena: What, I-?
Timon: *pointing his gun* Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Hyena: He's a lion...
Timon: Go on.
Hyena: He's yellow...
Timon: Does he look like a bitch?
Hyena: What?

*Timon shoots Hyena in shoulder*

Timon: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Hyena: No!
Timon: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, you slobbering mangy stupid poacher?
Hyena: I didn't.
Timon: Yes you did. Yes you did. You tried to fuck him. And Simba Lion King don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Lion King.

*Timon stands over the hyena*

Timon: Hakuna Matata, motherfucker. *Shoots hyena*


(Last edited by Rogue on 10-03-07 07:00 AM)
Rauni









Since: 08-14-04

Since last post: 1524 days
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Posted on 10-03-07 09:49 AM Link | Quote
Mrs. Mickie Mouse: "You goddamn motherfucking bitch!"
Mrs. Donald Duck: "*Gasp* Fuck you, you carwash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!"

(2304 post counts for anyone know where THAT lines came from. Screw Nagis's rules, I have post counts.)
Cairoi
This isn't about you and your loud mouth,
This is about me and my fucking beard.








Since: 08-29-04
From: PA

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Posted on 10-03-07 12:56 PM Link | Quote
I had a witty response to the prompt, but really, I just Rogue to win this round.

+1 zillion posts Rogue
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 4535 days
Last activity: 4529 days
Posted on 10-03-07 02:00 PM Link | Quote
69 Post counts for Rogue.



Worlds worst pet!
Fennicy

Fox of all Foxes








Since: 06-13-07
From: Washington

Since last post: 6080 days
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Posted on 10-03-07 02:29 PM Link | Quote
An elephant because they might try to sit on your lap. >>
Rauni









Since: 08-14-04

Since last post: 1524 days
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Posted on 10-03-07 03:06 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Rogue
Need a bit of rewrite.

Timon: What does Simba the White Lion Lion King look like?
Hyena: A-What?
Timon: What country you from?
Hyena: A-What?
Timon: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Hyena: A-What?
Timon: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Hyena: Yeah!
Timon: Then you know what I'm saying!
Hyena: A-What?
Timon: Describe what Simba Lion King looks like!
Hyena: A-What, I-?
Timon: *pointing his gun* Say a-what again. SAY A-WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Hyena: He's a lion...
Timon: Go on.
Hyena: He's yellow...
Timon: Does he look like a bitch?
Hyena: A-What?

*Timon shoots Hyena in shoulder*

Timon: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Hyena: YEAH!!!

Timon: *Shoots hyena*Hakuna Matata, motherfucker.

There, it is more suitable funny.

Now for the world worst pet. Any kind of pet that licked your balls.
The Accidental Protege

Iggy Koopa
I\"m your accidental protege...
The gift, the blood, the thrownaway...\"










Since: 03-08-05
From: Marching on the city of Southern Cross

Since last post: 1144 days
Last activity: 1144 days
Posted on 10-03-07 03:12 PM Link | Quote
Rauni, that sounds like a perfectly acceptable pet to me

A rooster. You'll never be popular going around saying "Wanna check out my cock?".
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